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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

heads up!

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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