- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

24!

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

javascript:alert("your own");

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Woman Rights

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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