- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock knock. Is someone there?

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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