Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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