What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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the WNBA

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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