- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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