- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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