- Anti Joke

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Cheese stick

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal