- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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