- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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