- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Knock, knock. answers door

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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