the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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