Barack Obama

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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