ME NAME IS JEFF

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Your mums a penis joke.

Black People.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Bob dole

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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