Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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