What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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poopoo

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Anti Joke

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