- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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