If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Knock, knock. Come in.

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Romans rights.

Where's my baby??

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

pickle sniffer

Make little things count Teach midgets math

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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