- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What causes floods? Too much water.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.