Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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This is not a joke

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Women's rights

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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