- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."