Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

A mans opinion.

Breast cancer.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

EGGPLANT

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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