four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A man sat on a chair

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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