- Anti Joke

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.