- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Knock knock. Racism.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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