A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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melon

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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