Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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