Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your mom.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Rick Santorum 2012

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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