- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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