Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Cancer.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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