Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Woman.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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YOU

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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