What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A: B: No pun intended.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What time is it? 20:45.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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