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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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