What number comes after 29? 30.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

So. The gays. ...

acualy is dolan

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

speech and debate.

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