- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did the jew die Really...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A guy was beet by his wife.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??