- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

There is no joke here, stop reading.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Your mom is fat

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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