- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

shammmm is a lesbian.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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