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What is 9 + 10? 21

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

drake

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

mc hammers income.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

knock knock Come in!!!

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

no

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Anti Joke

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