- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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