I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

you know whats funny the letter Q

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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