what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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You're Adopted.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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knock knock. come in.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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