What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Obamacare haters

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Barack Obama

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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