- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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