3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Breast cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

George Bush.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Dogs in my home.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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