- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Woman rights.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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