A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Womens' Rights

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Dylan is gay

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

E= McVagina

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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