A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Anti Joke

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