- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what do u call a black person by his name

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Obamacare haters

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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