- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What did Delaware? A coat.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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