- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

I ponder

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

President Donald Trump

Get in the car.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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