On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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