A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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oooh look a banshee

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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I am a nigger.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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