What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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