what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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why do you care?

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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brandon ya twwat

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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