- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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