- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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