- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl die? 25.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Knock Knock Yes?

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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