Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Are you Drew?

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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