What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Women's rights

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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