What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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charlie sheen losing

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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