Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Women have the right to vote.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

This is not an anti joke.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Knock knock. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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