- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why does life suck? Because it does

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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