Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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