- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A woman walks into a bar.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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