- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anything involving women..

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

roses are red, violets are violet.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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