What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Toaster

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Well educated black man.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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