where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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