Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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