what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Womens' Rights

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I'm off to my tank guys!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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