knock knock who's there no one

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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baby seal walks into a club

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Breast cancer.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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