What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Oh...okay, good.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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