How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Once upon a cross

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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