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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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