A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Anyone??????????/

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

do you want to hear a joke?

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

i like turtals and kids

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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