- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Women's rights.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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