What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Yeah right loser!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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