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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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try slamming a revolving door

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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NASCAR

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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