- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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