Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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