Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Michael Castillo is gay

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Mark Wilson

girls lacrosse

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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