- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Michael Castillo is gay

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