A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

David Silberberg is gay

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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