Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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hi michael

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Women's rights.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Give me thumbs up!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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