- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

George Bush.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

A girl gets raped -teagan d

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

My kids are mistakes.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Get in the car.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Homosexuals are gay.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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