A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Yeah right loser!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Give me thumbs up!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Women's rights.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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