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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Dylan is a person

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Hey, Max!!

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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