- Anti Joke

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is pi? Because circles.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Justin Bieber got laid

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

you know whats funny... nothing.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.