Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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your life

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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69

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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your going to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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