- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

I pooped.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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