why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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