200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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