roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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There's my tractor.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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