- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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