- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Do you play piano? No

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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