- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your going to die

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

The WNBA.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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