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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Woman rights.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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