Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Fiats

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Anti Joke

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