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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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