My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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the love boat

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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