Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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your mother hates you

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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