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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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