Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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