- Anti Joke

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface