- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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