sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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