Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

President Donald Trump

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

troll----> hahaha---->

Smeg...

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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