What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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willie revilame

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Faithful men.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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President Donald Trump

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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