- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

fack me in the ace! CC

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A horse walks into a barn.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Romans rights.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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