- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Your mom.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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