Jacob Edwards has friends

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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The BCS

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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knock knock who's there no one

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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