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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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