A whale's vagina

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Ju... Just why?

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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